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thewalkingassbutt: braidedbelle: datsenseofhumor: if you...

Sun, 19 May 2013 12:51:09 -0400

braidedbelle:

datsenseofhumor:

if you didn’t have a crush on at least 3 of them you are lying

100% Peter Pan, Aladdin and Captain Li Shang.
I mean come on.

laugh-addict: what if you’ve run into famous people before you knew they were famous?

Sun, 19 May 2013 12:50:33 -0400

laugh-addict:

what if you’ve run into famous people before you knew they were famous?

irisowl: So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said...

Sun, 19 May 2013 12:50:05 -0400

irisowl:

So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized

Dr. Robert Evans

I looked it up

My dentist is Captain America’s dad

horcruxs: if you ever say ‘oh i saw this and thought of you’ to me ever you’ve got 0% chance of...

Sun, 19 May 2013 12:49:42 -0400

horcruxs:

if you ever say ‘oh i saw this and thought of you’ to me ever you’ve got 0% chance of escaping this friendship and i’ll automatically love you

dankestrnemes: do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

Sun, 19 May 2013 12:48:27 -0400

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

bitterboob: chrisynova: best response to a sexist...

Sun, 19 May 2013 12:46:14 -0400

bitterboob:

chrisynova:

best response to a sexist boyfriend

this movie tho

revealingcurves: balalaikaboss: LOOK I DID A THING I MADE...

Sun, 19 May 2013 12:34:39 -0400

revealingcurves:

balalaikaboss:

LOOK

I DID A THING

I MADE THESE

OMG

exit the womb they said life will be great they said

Sun, 19 May 2013 11:43:31 -0400

exit the womb they said

life will be great they said

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Sun, 19 May 2013 11:42:47 -0400

the-absolute-funniest-posts: niknak79: Talk about embarrassing...

Sun, 19 May 2013 11:42:17 -0400

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

niknak79:

Talk about embarrassing baby pictures..

akanedee: if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking...

Sun, 19 May 2013 11:24:39 -0400

akanedee:

if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence

laughingstation: More FUNNY POST here!

Sun, 19 May 2013 11:24:17 -0400

laughingstation:

More FUNNY POST here!

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Sun, 19 May 2013 11:23:11 -0400

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Sun, 19 May 2013 11:22:37 -0400

kittykatastrophic: marina-del-cyrus: Whenever I get period cramps I have never seen something so...

Sun, 19 May 2013 11:18:36 -0400

kittykatastrophic:

marina-del-cyrus:

Whenever I get period cramps

I have never seen something so accurate in all my life…

arpakassomomma: captawesomesauce: What do I do when I’m sick?...

Sun, 19 May 2013 11:17:29 -0400

arpakassomomma:

captawesomesauce:

What do I do when I’m sick? I google “cat beards” on google images and here were some of the best.

omfg

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Sun, 19 May 2013 11:16:01 -0400

i cybered on omegle today

Sun, 19 May 2013 11:14:40 -0400

You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: wanna cyber
Stranger: Depends are you a girl? ;)
You: ya
Stranger: And okay then, you start?
You: i come into ur bedroom
You: and ur sleeping
You: and i crawl under your blanket
Stranger: I'm still asleep
You: u feel me pulling down ur pants
You: and u wake up and smile
Stranger: I kiss you gently, still sleepy
You: then i smile and open the scissors around your dick and snap them closed
You: cutting off your penis
Stranger: wait
You: THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR CHEATING ON ME
Stranger: Then what...?
You: I HATE YOU
Stranger: I didn't cheat
You: you bleed to death in your bed
Stranger: i didn't cheat on you. lets restart ok
You: nobody ever knows what happened
You: i flee to mexico with your Mercedes
You: the end
Stranger: I have a mercedes?
You: not anymore faggot
Your conversation partner has disconnected.

laugh-addict: do you ever hear someone’s name and just

Sun, 19 May 2013 11:13:34 -0400

laugh-addict:

do you ever hear someone’s name and just

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Sun, 19 May 2013 00:13:44 -0400