awesomephilia:

awesomephilia:

an octopus is just a wet spider

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are you calling me a spider

(Source: dutchster, via sorry)

starkweek:

jesus, take the wheel. now put it in first - no, put the clutch in and - jesus, what the fuck, you said you could drive stick

(via sorry)

itsthefangirlwholived:

brookeeverdeen:

when you get your period at school

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Conceal don’t feel don’t let them know

(Source: brookeeverdeen, via luciforeal)

koishy:

can we just talk about how this always ends up happening somehow

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(via luciforeal)

crystallized-teardrops:

having to wait another 7 days for an episode makes one weak

(via sorry)

nativeandnaive:

legendxofxzach:

One time during my freshmen year of college I forgot to do a history paper that was worth 20% of my grade and the teacher didn’t accept late work, so I waited until the professor handed back the papers and angrily asked where mine was. The teacher felt so bad for losing it he let me re-do the entire paper and gave me an A-

You fucking champ

(via spaghettihos)

kiodi:

my last word will probably be either “whoops” or “shit”

(via sorry)

pepsimaxing:

mornings are gross and i want no part in them

(via seediest)

"LOOK AT THE CAT"
- me every time there is a cat regardless of the situation (via jwmb)

(Source: spockular, via sorry)

sassminsterabbey:

don’t lie we all have a fictional character we ship ourselves with

(Source: zamwinchester, via luciforeal)